Quotes of the Day

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Y'know what? I used to post Quotes of the Day once in awhile--usually cute stuff that Little Boy said. But for the last year or so, I've put most of them on Facebook instead of here. Which is fine, but posting them here makes them a LOT easier for me to find when I want to look back at them. So (for mostly my own looking-up-old-stuff benefit), here are some that made it to Facebook but not to the blog:

Me: "Remember to tell me if you need to go potty." Little Boy: "No, I don't poop anymore."
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Little Boy and Isaac are building a helicopter with Little Boy's building set.
Isaac: "D'oh! Poor design."
Little Boy: "Tartar sauce!"
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Little Boy, looking at my craft stuff: "What are those?"
Me: "Foam sheets."
Little Boy: "Phone sheep?"
Me: "...Yes."
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Isaac: "When I get hired and we're making $40,000 a year, and we have $20,000 to spend on burgers..."
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Me: "We're going to Grandma's house for Christmas, and we get to ride on an airplane to get there!"
Little Boy (confused): "Oh...did someone get us an airplane?"
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Little Boy: "I tried to read this story while you were asleep. But I didn't do a very good job."
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Little Boy: "Daddy's wrapped up like a burrito and he can't get up!"
Isaac wasn't really stuck, but that's what he told Little Boy--and Little Boy was VERY concerned.
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Kaylyn, looking out the window: "Mom, the Russians are coming."
Mom: "No, I don't have their money!"
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Me: "That's a fruit fly. They like to eat bananas."
Little Boy [as if everything in his world finally makes sense]: "Ohhhh. Flies like bananas, and I like bananas, and monkeys like bananas, too!